One Sunday morning, Chelsea burst into the living
quarters at the White House and said, "Dad! Mom!
I have some great news for you! I am getting married
to the greatest hunk in Washington. He lives in
Georgetown and his name is Matt." After dinner,
the President took Chelsea aside. "Honey, I have
to talk with you. Your Mother and I have been
married a long time. She's a wonderful wife but
she's never offered much excitement in the bedroom,
so I have fooled around with other women a lot. Matt
is actually your half-brother, and I'm afraid you
can't marry him." Chelsea was heartbroken, but
after eight months she eventually started dating again.
A year later she came home and very proudly
announced, "Robert asked me to marry him! We're
getting married in June." Again her father insisted
on another private conversation and broke the sad news.
"Robert is your half-brother too, Honey. I'm awfully
sorry about this." Chelsea was furious! She finally
decided to go to her Mother and tell her. "Dad has
done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married,"
she complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells
me the guy is my half-brother." Hillary just shook her
head. Don't pay any attention to what he says dear.
He's not really your father."
Laugh some more!